MR. WHITE
"I have to arm wrestle my wife over who gets the headphones!"
MISS JOHNSON
"You'll want a Tom Ball CD for every room in your house!"
MR. JONES
"My golf game improved since I found Tom and Kenny."
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DR. SMITH
"If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, please consult your physician."
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